Dumb things I hear said!

Warning: mentions of sex, cursing, (very rare) killing

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Mostly dumb things highschoolers say. Something to read when you need a laugh. Mentions of sex, cursing, on the random occasions killing. Please don't let the massive number of updates change your mind about reading this half of them are less than 10 words long. Since there's no M15+ rating I'm chucking it in here.  Inspiration from Quotes out of context I heard by RampantStrawberry

Cover by Esfandiar C. Hale

Greetings bros, foes, gals and pals!

Now, this story came out of nowhere. Well, it came from somewhere but it was quite sudden. Esfandiar C. Hale's blog, issue #18, it's about her wanting to burn her grandfather's house down. If you check the comment section then you would find out how this story came life.

To sum it up: It's Esfandiar's fault.

Esfandiar :And Kama's! He was the one who wanted to write a whole ass book about it!

Mira :Nah mate, this is on you. You're the one that wanted to burn down a house first.

Kama :Look, all I’m saying is that as a scholar it’s my job to record everything that happens. You are the one who wanted to burn it down. And rob that bank. . .

Berry :​​​​​​​Dude I just wanted to be the driver

Twain :​​​​​​​Can we all stop arguing so I can go blow something up?

Esfandiar :ಠ_ಠ

Hope you enjoy this beautiful baby we call - 'Burn It Down'.

You guys can also check out our blog for 'Burn It Down'. The blog includes character profiles, visual representations of the characters, specials, extras, a possible Q&A session with the characters and many more!

~ Writers ~

Esfandiar C. Hale

Nicholas Scriptor

Mira

MarkTwain 2.0

Rampant Strawberry

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